Wednesday, 16 July 2025

What are the Techno Blades?

 Since I just finished the first arc of Rebooted, I felt it was appropriate to talk about the main McGuffin, meaning the Techno Blades.

 

 

They are tools created by Cyrus Borg for the purpose of purging the Overlord's conciousness from the hard drive it was possessing at the time. To facilitate this, they are capable of hacking anything the holographic blade part touches. I would presume that the original intent was for one of the ninja to simply hack the hard drive, something that became impossible after Pythor stole it, leading them to instead reboot the hard drive from withing by entering the Digiverse.

Now, you might ask what I find so intriguing about this. After all, they are pretty straightforward, no? Cyrus Borg created all the machines we saw being hacked, so it figures he probably programmed a backdoor into their systems the Techno Blades could exploit. I eould be inclined to agree with this, but there is something that leaves me thinking there might be more to these blades than what meets the eye.

Look at their deactivated form for a moment and tell me what you think.

 

They still look more or less the same as their activated version, right? The only difference is that the chain on Cole's version is not extended and, much more importantly, that there is no blade.

Like Zane already mentioned in "The Surge", these aren't blades. But the ninja can turn them into blades. We see them getting activated in multiple episodes, such as this one:


Whenever a Techno Blade is activated, it happens in a burst of elemental energy. The same occurs during a hack, as whatever is being affected transform in a similar burst of energy. What's more, the affected machine will, with the exception of PIXAL, take on an aesthetic appropriate to the element of the Techno Blade's wielder.


 
 

Now, this brings up a number of questions. Why can the blades appear and disappear as needed? Where do the particle effects come from? How come the Techno Blades just so happened to land with the ninja of the corresponding elemental power, when their deactivated form offered no hint as to their elemental affiliation?

Well, my dear fellows, I do believe I have a somewhat plausible explanation for all of this. First off, as mentioned in my review of "The Surge", I believe the Techno Blades didn't actually end up with the correct ninja. Just look at their shapes!

 For reasons I already explained in the mentioned review, I believe the Techno Blades, going from left to right, were developed for Zane, Kai, Cole and Jay respectively.

Now, you might be asking yourself why the blades correspond to the ninja's colors and appear to use their elemental power, if they're not the intended wielders. The anwer to thies question lies, from what I can tell, in season 2. Yes, before the Techno Blades were ever introduced.

Do you recall the Elemental Blades? Golden, dragon-shaped hilts that could manifest a blade made from crystallized elemental energy when activated. These weapons enabled the ninja to wield their dormant elemental powers, even though they were incapable of accessing them the normal way. The metal from their hilts presumably came from the Golden Peaks, as we know that this kind of gold can carry and conduct elemental powers, since it was also used to forge the Golden Weapons. Unlike the Golden Weapons, however, there is no indication the Elemental Blades are capable of manifesting their blade if the wielder possesses no elemental powers themselves. As such, I propose that, unlike the Golden Weapons, the Elemental Blades do not have any power stored within them, but rather aid their wielder in manifesting their power.

As for the Techno Blades, I believe that Cyrus Borg reverse engineered the Elemental Blades. Yes, you heard that right. He built his tower at the site of the Final Battle, and presumably has plenty of access to footage from said battle, meaning that he could see the power of these blades. As such, he used metal from the Golden Peaks to create his Techno Blades. The reason for this? To prevent anyone but the ninja from using them. Think about it for a second. Ninjago is a futuristic nation, there is technology everywhere. By controlling its technology, the Overlord could take over all of Ninjago entirely off-screen. If the Techno Blades were to fall into the wrong hands, such as those of the Overlord himself, their wielder could control every piece of technology, even those not connected to Cyrus Borg's servers.

To prevent anyone but an elemental master, which to most people in Ninjago at this point means "anyone but the ninja", from using them, Cyrus Borg created the Techno Blades in such a way that only an elemental master can activate them, as the Techno Blade creates its blade-part from their elemental energy. This actually makes the Techno Blades more powerful as, rather than exploitng a backdoor Borg left in his creations, the Techno Blades instead infuse their target with elemental energy, transforming it into an equivalent of the vehicles the ninja could turn their Golden Weapons into, leaving it disconnected from any wider network, including the Overlord's.

Of course, this is all just a theory. But it does make sense, doesn't it? 

Enter the Digiverse

The season finally alrady? Well ... kinda. This season has two finales, as the first arc and the second arc were released with a wide gap between them, and the Overlord is beaten at the end of either arc. This episode concludes the Techno Blade arc, but not the whole season.

Using the power from Zane's heart, Cyrus Borg sends the ninja into the Digiverse, a digital realm he created for his inventions. This way, they will be able to delete the digital Overlord without obtaining the hard drive containing his data.

At the same time, however, Pythor, Wu and the Nindroids march onto Borg Tower, aiming to stop the ninja from accomplishing their mission, and Lloyd gets his powers drained.

In the end, he manages to share his powers with the other ninja, enabling them to purge the digital Overlord from the system, but Borg was still abducted by the Nindroids, Pythor got away, and the Overlord stole enough power to create a body for himself. 

Various Observations:

-Huh, the title card just reads "Digiverse", but the narration still calls it by its proper name. Odd.

-Wait, the ninja already know that Lloyd was abducted? How? I guess maybe Garmadon told them through the falcon, but I'm not even sure the falcon was around, since it didn't show up in the last episode at all.

-Aw, Jay is back to being the lovable dork  we've come to know. Let's hope he doesn't turn into a possessive jerk again.

-Oh, wait, look at Borg's hand! It's still the cybernetic hand we've seen the last few episodes, even though the rest of his body seems like it's back to normal. Could it be that he simply put clothes over his cybernetic parts? His entire right arm had been replaced, after all, and I do not believe it would be feasible to remove his other implants without access to technology. That is, if it is even possible to remove them. Knowing the Overlord, I wouldn't put it past him to have replaced vital organs.

 

 

-Why does Jay randomly jump onto a chair after being reminded that people have multiple lives in video games? It feels like there was some kind of disconnect between the animators and the script writers.

-So ... why do digitized people die in real life if they die in the Digiverse? Wasn't it developed for video games? I feel like a video game that kills the player in real life wouldn't be particularly popular.

-Ooh, look, the screen has a mouth! Tenna, is that you?


-Ah, my bad. It's not Tenna, it's the guy from Saw! Although he sounds more like a Dalek ...

-Sheesh, the citizens of New Ninjago City have seriously sunk to a new low. Well, I suppose their anti-Serpentine rally might have been worse. Still, trying to destroy the only way to beat the Overlord out of envy is not a good look.

-Alright, the Overlord still forms his body from golden particles, while Lloyd's powers appears as lightning. At least it's not evil purple lightning anymore? Still, it feels like those effects should be swapped.

-So why exactly does Lloyd's drained energy activate machines all over Ninjago? You'd think it would go straight to the Overlord. Then again, I suppose maybe he has to let some of it escape to avoid getting disintegrated like Samukai or that one pirate.

-The Techno ... Weapons?  The Techno Blades are pretty clearly not weapons, something their creator should know very well.

-Er, Nya? You ... do remember that you're a very skilled fighter, right? Because you could also help fend off the Nindroids, just saying. There's no reason to leave it all to the roleplayers.

-You know, PIXAL shows a lot of concern for the ninja in this episode. A far cry from her robotic personality we saw in "The Art of the Silent Fist" and "Blackout". Maybe Borg helped her figure things out. Or maybe he removed the Techno Blade's hack off-screen.

-Borg casually admitting that he's not sure the ninja won't just instantly disintegrate is really funny.

-Jay's back to being a jerk. Wonderful. 

-Look at how stiff Cole's Techno Blade is! What's up with that? You know, if it stays like that for more than three hours, you should see a doctor.


-The ninja goofing around in the Digiverse is fun, I have to say.

-Guys. You're in a world made entirely of code. You have tools that can hack anything they touch. Use them to escape the quicksand-code-thing! Why does nobody ever use the Techno Blades?

-Jay's pun made me chuckle, though.

-Damn, this is actually tense. Things are looking really bad for everyone, and we get to see it from four different angles.

-Ooh, the transitions between the Digiverse and the real world look really good.

-Finally Nya gets to be a badass again! It only took sixteen bloody episodes! If you count her driving skills in "The Last Hope" it's only six, but since she was turned into the classic damsel in distress at the end of that episode, I won't count it.

-Also, Cryptor's still sexist. Why is that a part of his personality? 

-Jay imagines his Techno Blade turning into a vehicle? That ... might actually be some nice continuity, since the Nunchucks of Lightning did the same.

-Everyone else just summons their techno vehicles. That's boring.

-Wha- Why is Pythor just holding a bone? Where did that come from? That's so random, I can't stop laughing!


-Also, it looks like my theory about Borg just covering up his implants was right, because now that he lost his jacket, we can clearly see them.

-Huh, PIXAL actually briefly gets one over both Wu and Pythor. Granted, it's because she surprised them, but still.

-I'm still sad the Techno Blades can't actually fit together like that. It's kind of disappointing if you want to recreate this scene with your toys.


-I love that PIXAL just explains to Pythor how he can forever trap the ninja in  the Digiverse. Is the return of red-eyes PIXAL at hand?

-Whoa, Garmadon just threw evil Wu out of a window! If he hits the ground, he's dead! So much for pacifism ...

-Garmadon actually beats up Pythor! We never saw him get beat up like that before! Protective Garmadon is awesome!

-Zane's weird psychic stuff actually saves the day for once! He can reach out to Lloyd and Lloyd shares his powers! It's awesome to see the team working together again after being seperated, I have to say. Particularly since this is the culmination of the ninja growing together and becoming a family. Lloyd knows for certain that he is never alone now!

-Wait, where'd Borg's spider-weheelchair go? It's just gone!

-That aside, the ninja have already failed , like they so often did when they were up against the Overlord, but then Kai finally sets aside his doubts and accepts Lloyd's powers, becoming able to change things and delete the Overlord.

-Also, the ninja reflecting the light mirrors the scene at the Temple of Light where Lloyd first obtained the power of Creation.

-The Nindroid just getting yeeted is incredibly funy to me. Although I do wonder why it didn't turn good.

-Why'd Wu's cybernetic parts just disappear after he turned good again? That didn't happen with Borg! 

-Urgh, Cryptor keeps the sexist comments coming. Who decided it was a good idea to write him like this? Terry Nation? Wait, no, then the good guys would be making similar comments ...

-Aww, PIXAL's last line sounds kind of ominous, but it's also sweet. 

-You know, this episode has a pretty kickass bittersweet ending. The digital Overlord is no more, yes, but the Overlord now has a physical body, Pythor escaped, and Borg was abducted. A pretty good set-up for the next arc, no?

Sunday, 13 July 2025

The Curse of the Golden Master

Sheesh, this episode already marks the halfway point of Rebooted. Time sure does fly, doesn't it? 

In New Ninjago City, PIXAL is reuinted with Cyrus Borg, while the ninja investigate the white scale, leading them to find that the Serpentine have been living under the city, rehabilitated. 

Acidicus tells them that someone with the power of the First Spinjitzu Master, the Golden Master, will conquer all of reality according to an old prophecy, implying that it is Lloyd he's talking about. Suddenly, the ninja are attacked by nindroids, which are now powered by the electric eels the mysterious stranger stole from the aquarium. 

After the battle, Skales reveals the mysterious stranger to be Pythor, just as the Serpentine in question reveals this to Lloyd after capturing him. With Lloyd captive, the Overlord has Garmadon thrown into the ocean and heads back to the city, ready to drain Lloyd's power. 

Various Observations: 

-I love that the seeming post-apocalyptic civilization is actually just the result of the people of New Ninjago City roleplaying because they're bored. I guess when you have the ruins of a cyberpunk city all around you, it does make sense to go for a postapocalyptic, loss-of-civilization theme.

-The people getting upset that Borg doesn't stay in character implies that he actually went along with the rp before this scene. That's a funny mental image.

-Oh, I almost forgot to mention it, but Cyrus Borg is still clearly a cyborg, meaning that the Overlord most likely permanently altered his body. His right arm, at the very least, has almost certainly been amputated.


 -How does Cole know that the Serpentine are locked in the Stone Army's former tomb? Only the Overlord and the Serpentine should know that part.

-You know, the ninja should probably think to retrieve the Elemental Blades from wherever they stashed them after the last season. Actually, they might just be at Wu's school. The ninja probably took them with them, right? There was just no reason to take them along on a field trip, and they never went back to the school afterwards. 

-Jay and Cole's bickering gets tiresome very fast. 

-The Overlord seeks the power to "rule this world - and beyond!" I know the existence of other realms has already been established, but it's still interesting to see it acknowledged like this before season 5 fleshes the concept out a bit more. Of course, maybe he's just referring to other planets, since the ninja go to space pretty soon, but I prefer to imagine otherwise.

-The interactions between Lloyd and his father continue to be the best part of the season. Both of them do have a point, and they can see that the other is not neccessarily in the wrong, merely too immature or too pessimistic. It also helps that you can feel their love for each other in every line.

-Wait, how old is Skales Jr.? He seems like a four- or five-year old. Assuming that Serpentine pregnancy takes nine months too, and that Skales got busy right after being sealed away, at least four years and nine months must have passed since "The Day Ninjago Stood Still", giving us a rough estimate of how much time has passed between the seasons.

-By the way, why is Skales Jr. the only Serpentine until Dragons Rising to wear clothes? It wasn't weird for them to be naked until one turned up with clothes. Now it is. Are they all nudists? 

-"We may not have power ... but we still have sharks!" Funniest line of the season? Quite possibly.

-Brad wants to take a field trip to the toxic bog? Wasn't that the place where the Venomari were sealed? If so, nice callback. Of course, I do have to wonder why Brad apparently hasn't aged a day in what must have been at least four years!

-Oh, having someone invisible pass by is nice foreshadowing. Invisibility was the Anacondrai's power, after all.

-Wait, that's the cop that arrested four random children for the theft of giant golden sarcophagus! I'd recognize that face anywhere! Looks like he got fired for it. That's how you know this is fiction.


-Ah, he continues to be completely inept. I guess I have been asking for more consistency, haven't I? 

-Wow, Dareth actually got a win for once. Granted, it's probably because the shark realized he isn't a seal, and therefore not something it wanted to eat, but still.

-Now Pythor's hiding out in the sewers? But isn't there a risk of another Serpentine encountering him?

-Whoa, the Serpentine sure fixed this place up nice. Hard to believe it was originally a completely flat and empty chamber.


-Ah, Kai's comments on Serpentine-rehabilitation once again puts me in an allegorical frame of mind, but I'll shelve that for now. Instead, I would like to point out that Kai suspects the mysterious stranger of being a Fangpyre because of their white scales ... while talking to a Hypnobrai with white scales.

-Acidicus is the expert in mythology? But the Constrictai have already been established to be the ones with the most knowledge of Serpentine mythology! Shouldn't this role go to Skalidor?

-Ew, his staff looks like a cheap knockoff! Where'd Acidicus' actual staff go?


-Wait, hold on a moment! This is some serious revisionism! Most of the stuff I'm fine with, it makes sense, but the Great Devourer was unleashed to scare the humans underground? That's total BS! We all went through season 1, and there the Great Devourer was always meant to be a tool for revenge against the humans! And it's not like this episode is trying to say the Serpentine we saw had always been good people like their ancestors, they literally have to learn to be good people, so what's with this weird Devourer story?

-I love that Borg is a supportive dad, immediately understanding that PIXAL is her own person and telling her to be free.

-The Nindroids just charge in and attack everything in their path? Why not use their invisibility mode?

-Nya's fan is now made of steel. More sensible than fighting with a paper fan, that's for sure.

-The ninja shutting off a battallion of Nindroids should feel triumphant, but they're just not threatening enough for it.

-Why does the Overlord suddenly gloat to Zane specifically? I guess he hasn't been obnoxious enough this season, since he couldn't fly into incredibly suspicious and unsubtle fits of rage at Garmadon all the time. And what's up with his weird non-temptation to Zane? How is Zane "fighting for the wrong side" when he was never affiliated with the Nindroids? It's not like this is a robots versus humanity situation, this is very specifically an Overlord versus all of reality situation.

-I do love that Zane just rips off the electrocobrai tank. Garmadon never shut the Overlord up, no matter how annoying the guy got, so this is cathartic. Plus, it's pretty badass that Zane just casually shut off the embodiment of evil's physical body.

-Pythor has a history of "being fond of using electrocobrai"? Since when?

-So, Lloyd manifested a bike from his powers. I don't think he used Creation, it's clearly themed after his green energy, so that's probably the power he used, but how? The other ninja needed the Golden Weapons to do the same with their powers, but back then I theorized that it may be a proccess similar to the creation of an elemental dragon, with the Golden Weapons' power of Creation helping out. Since Lloyd possesses the power of Creation as well, I suppose it does make sense he would be able to do the same. With Creation acting as a crutch, the user seemingly does not have to be free of fear, like when summoning an elemental dragon, so it might even be the superior option.

-Eh? The snake-shackle-thing blocks Lloyd's powers? So is it made from Vengestone? Can it block the power of Creation itself? That seems ... unlikely. Particularly given that both Creation and Destruction work on Vengestone in season 15.


-Man, Pythor's return was a huge shock back when I was little. Although I don't recall him sounding quite so breathless in the German dub ...

-Garmadon promising to find Llyod is hype. Nothing else to be said. Just hype. 

Rebooted (Suits)

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